E. Gadd

=All You'll Need To Know About E. Gadd=

[Reporter] Hello! It's me! Generic Reporter #234! I'm here to interview a certian special gnome known as E. Gadd...

[Gadd] Detective E. Gadd. Ma'am....

[Reporter] Yeah, great, whatever. So! Tell us something about yourself, about your childhood. How does one get to be as amazing as you?

[Gadd] -Laughter- Yeah, I am pretty awesome. Well, as far as childhood, I was born in Gnomeregan like all great gnomes......but for various reasons my family and I were sent out....So we moved to Kharanos...where I was raised for the majority of my childhood.

[Reporter] Amazing! What was it like seeing the destruction of Gnomeregan from the outside? How did you and your family deal with the devestation?...

[Gadd] It was pretty nasty looking....I was sent to go help the refugees with my Dad, but I was much older by then so I wasn't quite as freaked out...Heh, boy am I glad I wasn't one of the poor suckers on the insi-- Ahem............yes, It was bad, very moving, in fact, that was where I first started my career as a Detective.

[Reporter] Ah! Your career! Tell us about how you became a detective....Did you always aspire to follow such an exciting and dangerous lifestyle?

[Gadd] Hah! Hell no! I never really wanted to be one in the first place. I'm not that brave, I'd much rather have a quiet job. In fact, I wasn't a detective for a long time. I was a security guard like my Dad.....(Hell of a lot of paperwork in law enforcement, don't join unless you like standing around filling out forms)

[Reporter] So you weren't always a Detective? Amazing! What was this special event that provoked such a severe change in you?

[Gadd] Nothing special...well, I won't lie, it was pretty special, I was helping a woman out of the wreckage while on the job, you know, when a city explodes, you gotta saddle up! Heh....anyways, She was all, "Oh please! Save me E. Gadd! You super awesome sexy beast! My husband is missing! Oh! Nooo! Oh dear!"..So I was all, "I'll save him!" So I used my awesome skills to follow the clues and track him down! You know, checkin footprints, looking for clothes samples and stuff.....Anyways, my Dad saw all this, and thought it meant I would do better as a detective then a security guard. Cause you know, you start ONE firefight in basic training because you were looking down the teacher's shirt, (She had an awesome rack by the way) and suddenly you might not be cut out for the "team aspects" of security and law enforcement...Pft...Jackasses..

[Reporter] Hmm...Wonderful...Anyways, that was a delightful story....Now! Let's get into your personal buisness!

[Gadd] I'd prefer you didn't...

[Reporter] Well I'd prefer I did, and since I have the microphone, I MAKE THE RULES. GOT IT? -Shakes fist-

[Gadd]....

[Reporter] Good! Now, do you have any pets?

[Gadd] Yes, one cat. His name is Bombay, and I Whuv him! Yes I do! Yeeesh I doo!~ Er, I mean, yeah...he's cool.....-awkward cough-

[Reporter] ......Are you in a relationship? Do you have any hobbies?

[Gadd] No, but I'm looking. And yes, I have hobbies. My hobbies include reading, looking for trouble around the city, shopping for gadgets and bothering my colleagues....

[Reporter] (Don't forget getting your ass kicked....freaking dork.)

[Gadd] What?

[Reporter] Nothing! Favorite color? Favorite food? Favorite place?

[Gadd] Uh...Green, any form of junkfood, and the Gates of Ironforge...but I like most places in Dun Morogh...

[Reporter] So, any advice for any aspiring detectives?

[Gadd] Yes, get ready to be led around in circles, have your ass kicked, and wear a bunch of disguises. Oh! And if anybody EVER asks you to investigate strip club, DON'T DO IT, It's not as hot as it sounds.

[Reporter] Good, we're almost done here.

[Gadd] Great!

-The sound of a whack on the head, most likley by some sort of blunt object-

[Gadd] Wha? Oof! Hey! Watch it!

-Another whack, Gadd is knocked unconcious.-

[Gadd] Ooohhh....-falls over-

-The sound of a scanner, and various moans and groans from Gadd-

[Reporter] This is Agent #234, the analysis of Detective E. Gadd has been completed. The results are as follows...

Name: E. Gadd...What the 'E' stands for is unknown.. Height: 3 feet, 3 inches Weight: 54 lbs Age: Looks like he's in he's pretty young, not quite a kid, but not middle aged... Hair Color and Style: Brown and neat...looks like he takes care of it.. Eye Color: Green Clothing: What looks like a uniform of some sort, likley for his job, and a badge.... Body Type: Notably average, looks like he has a gut...Heh. Notable Physical Deformities: Mechanical hand, primarily composed of steel and iron...numerous bumps and bruises....and there's imprint of a boot on his ass. Heh, looks like I was right about the ass kickings.

Personality: Relaxed, Reckless, Openly-Perverted, bit of a smartass...seems kinda stupid though.

Conclusion: E. Gadd, supposed to be an excellent detective, says here he's solved over 300 cases in his brief period as an investigator, one of the best and most competent there is.... his personality boasts otherwise however...I'm unsure if these statements about his abilities are true...is this all a farce? Surley this isn't the E. Gadd I've heard about....I thought he'd be....different...Eh, whatever...Agent #234, signing out...



[Gadd] Oooohh...

-Gadd falls unconcious again-

[Reporter] That's for trying to look up my skirt.

-The sounds of a communicator being turned off, and footsteps out of what sounds like an alley...-

-rustling, the sound of somebody muttering something-

[Gadd] Hehehehehe...Sucker....

-Gadd stands up, he appears to have been faking. He eyes the photo of the reporter he took while faking unconciousness, chuckles to himself, and puts it in his backpocket-

[Gadd] Try a little harder next time baby...It'll take more than that to get the slip on me.....So, looks like I have more enemies than I thought...

-Gadd shrugs and strides out of the alley, a faint glimpse of the photo is seen. It appears to be nothing more than a shot from under the woman's skirt, a nice shot of her panties-

[Gadd] Detective E. Gadd! The most clever detective there ever was! Ahahahaha!