Orenzil

Statistics

 * Full Name: Orenzil Habby Shadowstitch
 * Race:Gnome
 * Height:3"0
 * Weight:51 pounds
 * Gender:Male
 * Hair Color:Light Green
 * Faction:Gnomes can only be Alliance...
 * Guild:The Whirlwind Knights
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil
 * Age:47...and still a virgin...

Basic Appearance

 * Lightly tanned skin
 * Medium pitched voice
 * Hair that takes hours to do each day...

Never Seen Without

 * Trash mobs on my ass
 * My demonic pet with a stupid name
 * My twin Grizmit
 * Quests

Personality
He's kind, unless you tick him off, then run for your life, easy to befriend, willing to spare the odd copper to a hobo.Just kidding. Willing to help fellow Gnomes with in-game relationship problems.For a price. Humorous.

Likes

 * Goldshire Inn
 * Goldshire strippers
 * Epics and rares
 * Gnomish sewing machines
 * Free gold
 * Making Cloth stuff by the Ironforge Bank

Dislikes

 * Horde
 * Being punted
 * When my Imp makes snappy remarks
 * Voidwalkers

Currently

 * is at the Goldshire Inn
 * Hopes to develop a clothing outfitters business by the Ironforge Bank

Grizmit

 * Twin brother
 * My OOC friend
 * My questing buddy

Andorea

 * Another OOC acquaintance
 * He introduced me to this realm

Quotes

 * "Hey, my name's Pogo, wanna jump on my stick?" said at the Goldshire Inn
 * "((Go learn your class noob!))
 * "I love STV. All the animals are so nice. They just run out of the jungle as your passing by and greet ya. I just have a warm and fuzzy feeling every time I run through. No, wait, that warm and fuzzy feeling is the friggin Tiger that jumped me."
 * "YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!"
 * A dead warrior said this to me not too long ago...

"YOU SAID YOU HAD A SOULSTONE, SO REZ ME!"
 * /yell] ANY ROUGE OPEN STRONG IRON LOCKBOX FOR ME!!!!!!!1

and the reply he got :-

[/yell] No, its got a caps-lock on it and my skill isnt high enough. Person 2: "You're holding the gun backwards."
 * Person 1: "Anyone know why my ranged attack power is only 65?"
 * "What do you call one hundred pallys in lake Everstill? A BUBBLE BATH!"
 * "How come warriors don't have intellect buffs on their weapons? so their weapon isn't smarter than them."