Joani

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Joani Flinteye "The Vulture"
Born in the clutches of a bear's maw, and forced to suckle the teet of a mountain yeti, Joani Flinteye will never be any less than the greatness she was destined for. Not many know fact from truth about her past. She swears by Hodir's beard her father, Strom Flinteye, and mother, Anne Gely, died in a terrible accident involving an exploding distiller. Joani, not but five years old at the time, drank fifty gallons of the dwarven brew in an attempt to save her drowning parents, but by the time their bodies were found in the amber mead, they had already died of happiness. Of course, the other story is that her mother was ripped in half by a wild kodiak during childbirth, and her father played tug-o-war with the beast to rescue Joani from it's mouth.

The Early Years:
Raised primarily by her uncle Ormyr Flinteye, he trained her in the arts of Dwarven Pro-wrestling from a very young age. Along with her cousins, Geneaeve Kegstone (related only by her great grandfather's second marriage to a Wildhammer), and Aildé Denhallow, the girls formed The Buxom Barleys, an exceedingly succesful dwarven pro-wrestling team. In the ring, Joani earned the name, "The Vulture," for her method of circling her opponents, and sitting on their chests after a victory.

It did not take long for her uncle to recognize her doggedness and capability, and he made the grave mistake of introducing her to Hulfdan Blackbeard, leader of the Hidden Circle. The rest, as they say, is history. Or maybe just a sour taste in the mouth. Under the principles of the Hidden Circle, she developed the philosophy that there was no true authority but her own, and that whatever she wanted was ripe for the taking. As Joani always says, "I do what I do for the fun of it! Why else would anyone do anything?" You can imagine what sort of trouble that gets her into. They say Joani Flinteye was wanted in Exodar before it even crash-landed.

A survivor of all three wars, Joani counts herself among the lucky few that never enlisted in the first place.

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